So after several days of back and forth, and thanks to my parents neglecting to tell me pjschmidt@bigpond.com would lapse, it’s come to my attention that I’ll need a Notary Public to prove I’m me and thus that I once owned / but a NP is something like $250 + GST for something I use about twice a year.
By and large no one will probably read this at https://pzrq.squarespace.com/ but it’s there if anyone really wanted to track it down. Might let Squarespace lapse too, it was good while it lasted but didn’t get me HTTPS soon enough when I was looking at it, and especially with this new straw I think it just isn’t something I derive sufficient value from relative to the cost, especially compared to hosting something on AWS/GCP/Azure which I’d actually find a fun challenge if I had the time.